What a frightening thing is the human, a mass of gauges and dials and registers. But we can read only a few, and those, perhaps not accurately. - John Steinbeck

Hey! Welcome to my Dark Side. I'm Joey, a 23 year old girlie girl currently based in NYC. I was born on March 22nd. I don't remember much that day, except some dude slapped me on the butt. If he were to do it again, I'd smack him one. Anyway, feel free to tinker the inner workings of my twisted mind. Once you're done, I hope you walk away feeling like you know me now.

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